Pimp Junior

I come to you after having spent money on Carl's Jr. An establishment I might've frequented about 3 times in my whole life.

I ate 2 chicken strips, made a smirk, squinted my eyes, and shook my head no.

No, no, no more Carl's Jr. for this one.

Today was payday and doesn't that just renew your whole little life, and put some pep in your step? Just do me a favor? Step away from shitty fast food. Stick to burritos. Stick to sangwiches.

Wanna go for sushi in the city? I'm so down.

Today I'm packing for a multiple day hangout with my gurl Chlo-town. Here's what I'll need:

Money. A sexy clubbin' outfit. 3 Vampire type outfits (For filming, not cuz I'm a vampire). Overnight stuff. These stupid Carl's Jr leftovers.

Ugh. I hate Carl's Jr.

We're using this weekend to film all our scenes where it's just me and Chloe, and introducing our 'movie star' character by the name of Robert Esser. We will enact a paparazzi scene where Robert is too cool for school and gets into his Porche. Funsies! It also happens to be someone's bday and we're celebrating by hitting up some downtown establishment. Should be pretty legit, SON!

Then comes some more plans that you may or may not care about as I am just listing things I'm about to do. But this is my stupid blog and you will read about it since you've already gone this far. *Bitchslap*

Sorry, I'm in a pimp mood.

Anyway- I'll be hitting up some store in LA where they convert VHS and DVD and put it on your hard drive so that I can--

DUN DUN DUNNN

edit my actor's reel.

Whatttt issss thaaatttt???? Well if you're an actor, you know fine well and you can skip this part. But for the rest of you: It's a short little compilation of scenes from film work you've done. Basically it shows what you're like on screen. 

I do not have one made.

This is an upset as everyone wants to see your reel. Agents, casting directors, random people who want to do collaborations with you-- It's important.

Sooo, I'm stoked about starting that. Plus it'll be nice to look at all my work in one convenient little video. An Amber best of.

Chicka chicka!

Maybe I'll put a little bit of THIS

Or a little bit of SOMETHING ELSE! (I don't have pictures of other things)

Another thing I've been meaning to do is mail my headshots out to some agents. I only have 10 good headshots printed, so I'll need some more. But that's deff on my to do list this week. Send my headshots and resumes to agents. Include a charming cover letter. Seal every envelope with a kiss. Spritz the exterior with some au du Justin Beiber. 

I'll be a successful actress in no time!!!